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Comic 6 - Polite food
5th Jun 2016, 9:06 AM
Polite food
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peahen edit delete
peahen
*the avocados in my fridge right now do state exactly this. This all serves me right for buying unnecessarily packaged fruit :(
With thanks to the Late Great Douglas Adams for the idea about animals modified to want to be eaten.
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area5.1 edit delete reply
area5.1
A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table,
a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with
large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have
been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches,
'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts
of my body?'
peahen edit delete reply
peahen
I'm sure there's an analogy there with social media, (if we're not paying, we are the product) Good Evening Mark Zuckerburg, may I interest you in the parts of my life?
HiFranc edit delete reply
HiFranc
I thought of that one too.
Nef edit delete reply
Nef
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I just saw the preview for a movie where the characters are food...
I don't want my food talking to me either.
zaptoid edit delete reply
zaptoid
Avocados...green sludge..but very good for you..vitamin A I think...
peahen edit delete reply
peahen
Good to hear from you. Eat plenty of greens and you'll be up and about in no time ;-)
Miaubol edit delete reply
Miaubol
I once saw an ad cartoon, a butcher holding a smiling pig, the pig said he was so happy because he was allowed to be turned into sausages, from the brand advertised for.. o.O
peahen edit delete reply
peahen
that is slightly sinister.

It's us trying to ease our own consciences, isn't it?
Miaubol edit delete reply
Miaubol
I have no idea. Somehow "yay cool eat me please" just keeps and keeps on happening, no matter if animal, plant or candy. Never really made any sense to me, unless it's about the various fruits which actually "want" to get eaten as part of their reproduction strategy o.O